Wæm Hakhulippì Moi

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi (/ˌhakhuˈlippɨ/ /ˈmoi/ [boring] [dungeon]) is a subtropical Large Town located in Nogo̠rëmuqüe Parish, Pz-339jnup District, within the Federation of Alveria.

The name Wæm Hakhulippì Moi is derived from the Constructi language, as Wæm Hakhulippì Moi was founded by Ic-49k 'Persocom' Trege, who was culturaly Constructi.

Climate

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a yearly average temperature of 27°C (80°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 31°C (87°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 24°C (75°F). Wæm Hakhulippì Moi receives an average of 223 cm/y (87 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Wæm Hakhulippì Moi covers an area of nearly 6 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 3102 m (10177 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi was founded durring the early 13th century in summer of the year 1212, by Ic-49k 'Persocom' Trege. The establishment of Wæm Hakhulippì Moi suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Wæm Hakhulippì Moi which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi was built using the conventions of Constructi durring the early 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Wæm Hakhulippì Moi is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi is is constructed arround a series of broad flagstone mainstreets which form concentric circles, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to each other at varrious points. The town has a defencive wall made from querried stone. The wall is equipped with a full set of battlments but the nature of its construction methodology leaves it somewhat vulnerable to siege equipment. That said, the town is well defended against anything short of an army. Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's cost-cutting-focused defences has sufferd soem light damage, reducing its function a little in some spots, but could almsot certainly preform as expected... Though some of the worse spots could lead to the loss of defenders lives if attackers identified the weaknesses ahead of time.

A look around Wæm Hakhulippì Moi seems to be home to a quite vibrant and boisterous community. Everywhere one looks they can see people going out their daily business with a smile and a spring in their step. Children play loudly in the streets, causing untold havoc as youth are want and allowed to do.

Civic Infrastructure

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Wæm Hakhulippì Moi. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's parks.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Wæm Hakhulippì Moi.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large Town. Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's grid is powered by a boiler and turbine based power plant.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's natural decorations nor waterways.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi is led by one or more incompetents. While they must have been very good at something to have acquired the position, they are fundamentally incapable of leading. Uncontrolled passions or lusts, commitment to a hopelessly impractical ideal, pigheaded obstinacy in the face of failure, a total lack of charisma or interpersonal skills, or profound laziness might all unfit them for their post.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its functional shapes, abstract shapes used sparingly for decor, simple color schemes, holistic design, and basic industrial materials. Its simple designs were created to be beautiful, functional, and mass-producible. The style used little to no embellishment or ornamentation, instead drawing attention to the streamlined design, such as flat roofs to create a simple, geometric look. The simplicity masks the style's nearly sinister functionality, as every last feature is designed to guide the people living in the building in how to make the most efficient use of the structure.

In Wæm Hakhulippì Moi every night at precisely midnight every structure in town is engulfed by sailors fire until the end of the witching hour.

The Herd Animal, Stag near Wæm Hakhulippì Moi are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves consuming a local toxin to channel Enchantment energies of tier 1 via divine sermons.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi Census Data: Year 2000

534 of Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 34 work in Agriculture
• 119 work as Craftsmen
• 42 work as Merchants
• 87 work as Service Workers
• 52 work as General Laborers
• 20 work as Skilled Laborers
• 78 work as Civil Servants
• 47 work in Cottage Industries
• 27 work as Artists
• 28 work in Produce Industries

1068 of Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 49 (3%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Wæm Hakhulippì Moi is known for its odd use of round-a-bouts, small ring roads used in place of intersections.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century, Wæm Hakhulippì Moi was attacked by a renegade group of the army. The details of the conflict are hazy at best due to many conflicting accounts. What is known is Wæm Hakhulippì Moi lost 278 people, 203 livestock, and 48 buildings. The conflict ended after roughly 128, when members of Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's militia enacted an operation to assassinate an enemy faction leader. The operation was complicated by the army's activities draw the wrath of formerly neutral parties. The conflict ended with an assault and siege on the prison, which ended in victory for Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's forces. The war is remembered in legend by Wæm Hakhulippì Moi's bards, historians, and legend keepers.

History